In an age where the monstrosity of pointless celebrities take over our airwaves and headlines;  Big Brother, X-Factor and Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend Forever are just not going to be enough to satisfy the needs of a fame craving population.

I have a solution that may take the pressure off the more traditional methods.

In just 3 months I have become a local celebrity phenomenon from Hungary through half a continent into Turkey.

• Do you want the adoration of screaming kids on bicycles and constant beeping of car and lorry horns?
• Do you want to command free cups of tea and gifts of chocolate from passers-by?
• Do you want  to be the center of attention with inquisitive questions and smiles?
• Do you want to be hot property with offers of a private nature and invitations to meet the most highly esteemed local officials?

If the answer to these questions is ‘Yes’…